Melancholy me.

Monday, April 30, 2007

- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
PlayMe Celeb Menu
Hmm... who would play you...
1 In an Action Movie?
2 In a Scary Movie?

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
Okay... so we all have a dark side. The question is... if a popular horror movie villain were to portray you in a movie, which villain would it be? I hate to be sexist, however, most horror movie villains are male... so we'll just skip the male/female question and go right into...
If you were to go to an event, you'd most likely choose:
1 A costume party.
2 A crazy music or art show.

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
At the same costume party, would you wear a mask or would you decorate your face?
1 I'd completely hide my face, maybe even put a bucket over my head.
2 I'd mysteriously don a mask, a la Zorro.
3 I'd decorate my face like a baker decorates a cake.

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
If you had to celebrate only one holiday a year, would it be...
1 Christmas... because I'm selfish and I love presents.
2 Halloween... I like dressing up and acting crazy.

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
When you were younger, you most likely:
1 Were the one terrorizing other kids.
2 Were the one being terrorized by other kids.

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
So... you may not consider this guy scary in the Jason and Freddy sort of way, but my analysis concludes that the horror villain who would most likely play you would most definitely be Darth Vader. You secret love of terrorizing the weak is only amplified by your desire to dress up in a black hood and say things like "Luke, I am your father".

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
playme celeb

- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
PlayMe Celeb Menu
Hmm... who would play you...
1 In an Action Movie?
2 In a Scary Movie?

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
Your life is a non-stop adventure... which means you need the right star to play you when (inevitably) Hollywood decides to make an action film out of your life. So... first things first... are you male or female?
1 Male
2 Female

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
You are a girl of action... no matter where you are. For example, if someone cuts in front of you in line at the movie theater, you:
1 Shove him/her aside and regain your rightful place in line.
2 Cause a diversion and sneak to the front of the line, passing ten people.

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
If you were seeking a travel adventure, which would you be more likely to do:
1 Head to the Far East, where you explore ancient lands and trek through vast deserts.
2 Head to one of the world's biggest cities and navigate the city streets and crazy nightlife.

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
Getting married more than once is:
1 A fact of life... nobody stays married these days.
2 Something you dread... and will actively avoid.

+*::ĤôNëy::*+ School is evil. says:
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- Spleak - Who would play YOU in a movie??? type "playme celeb" says:
You're a bit changeable... which means you'll have several careers in this lifetime. In all likelihood, you also have several husbands. In between all of this, you'll find yourself in the middle of daring adventures and high-pressure situations, all of which you'll handle with grace and style. Of course, it logically follows that Jennifer Lopez will be playing you in the action film that will someday be made about your life.

SO im DARTH VADER and J.LO.

cool

Im J. Vader XD hahaha

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@ 1:23 AM

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

THE BITCH SLAP
To slap bitchsTo slap someone who is a bitch.To bitchfully slap someone.

Definition of bitch:

bitch1 [bitʃ] noun
the female of the dog, wolf or fox
Arabic:
كَلْبه ثَعْلَبَه، ذِئْبَه

Chinese (Simplified):
母狗，母狼，母狐

Chinese (Traditional):
母狗，母狼，母狐

Czech:
fena, samice od vlka, lišky

Danish:
tæve

Dutch:
teef

Estonian:
emane

Finnish:
narttu, naaras

French:
chienne, louve, renarde

German:
die Hündin, die Wölfin, die Füchsin

Greek:
το θηλυκό του σκύλου, του λύκου ή της αλεπούς

Hungarian:
szuka

Icelandic:
tík

Indonesian:
anjing betina

Italian:
cagna; lupa; volpe femmina*

Japanese:
雌犬

Korean:
암컷

Latvian:
kuce

Lithuanian:
kalė, vilkė, lapė

Norwegian:
tispe

Polish:
suka

Portuguese (Brazil):
cadela, loba, raposa-fêmea

Portuguese (Portugal):
fêmea

Romanian:
căţea; lupoaică; vulpe

Russian:
самка

Slovak:
suka, líška (samica), vlčica

Slovenian:
psica, volkulja, lisica

Spanish:
perra, *loba, *zorra

Swedish:
hynda, tik, rävhona, varghona

Turkish:
dişi köpek, *kurt, *tilki

bitch2 [bitʃ] noun
a (bad-tempered or unpleasant) woman
Arabic:
إِمْرأةٌ داعِرَه

Chinese (Simplified):
脾气坏的女人，泼妇

Chinese (Traditional):
脾气坏的女人，潑婦

Czech:
potvora, běhna

Danish:
mær; sæk

Dutch:
kreng

Estonian:
eit

Finnish:
ämmä

French:
garce

German:
das Weibsstück

Greek:
στρίγκλα, σκύλα (μτφ.)

Hungarian:
szajha

Icelandic:
tæfa, tík

Indonesian:
perempuan nakal

Italian:
donnaccia; puttana

Japanese:
あばずれ女

Korean:
심술궂은 여자

Latvian:
kuņa

Lithuanian:
kalė

Norwegian:
merr, tispe

Polish:
jędza

Portuguese (Brazil):
prostituta

Portuguese (Portugal):
cabra

Romanian:
ticăloasă

Russian:
сука

Slovak:
potvora

Slovenian:
deklina, babura

Spanish:
zorra, lagarta

Swedish:
satkärring, subba

Turkish:
kancık, kahpe

I did research kay!

Bitch Slap

Contrary to most definitions, the “bitch” is describing the “slap” rather than the destination. A Bitch Slap is a sharp, openhanded, stinging, yet generally benign slap – similar to being slapped by a bitch. When you “bitch slap” someone, you are slapping him or her like a woman would! Scratching, hair pulling, cursing, and crying generally follow a well-placed bitch slap. Beware, this oft-confused term has resulted in many pimps calling themselves bitches rather than describing their abuse. This structure of the descriptor preceding the verb is also used in the “Pimp Slap”. To “Pimp Slap” does NOT mean that you’re slapping someone like you would slap your pimp – rather a pimp slap is to slap like a pimp does

How to perform:
Imagine some bitch just called out your fake Louis Vuitton shoes and hat just to make your baby’s daddy laugh at your cheap ass. Raise your right hand above your head, elbow bent, and pretend you are throwing a baseball like a girl. Open palm comes down in a chopping motion to the cheek and jaw of your victim. Twist your shoulders into the attack for maximum effect.

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@ 11:19 PM

GIrls
gosh
some people make our GIRL/WOMEN race a DISGRACE
seriously we have different types of people in this world. well, categories that degrade us. theres:

1. THe slutty clothes wear-er (is there such a word!!!?)
They wear tiny clothes and make us girls look cheap slutty and easy. so much so that guys think were alllllll hookers!

2. The smart chick who acts dumb
Seriously! ive seen this happen infront of my own eyes!
HOW MORE DEGRADING CAN YOU GET?!
Now, we have to sluts walking around and now dudes will have the perception taht we are midless whores! THANK YOU VEry much

i think theres mre but u get the picture.

n chicks
listen up
YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES NOT RULE YOUR LIFE
seriously
Some chicks have this "approval thingy" with their boyfriends, having to ask if theyre allowed to go out wiht who when and why. Or when they wanna do something like get a piercing etc etc. HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET? you dont listen to ur parents and u wanna ask a dude that wont even last long? i mean comon. IT dont make sense. Ure the boss of you. why do u need approval?
ANother thing, when your boyfriend controls who u can and cannot talk to, you should give him a bitch slap!!! XD [ill define a bitch slap...wait yah]
LOL
seriously...
you DONT need anyone telling you what to do!!!
dont give a shit what people think.
its
STOOOOPID

SO GIRLS!
PLEASE
stop it!
STOP DEGRADING US
WE ARE WOMEN
WE ARE STRONG
WE ARE SMART
WE ARE HOTT
WE ARE CLAssY
WE RULE OUR OWN LIVES!
and those of you who dont rule your own life, i think its about time you did.

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@ 10:30 PM

Friday, April 06, 2007

Honey's a dead hot dude (=
eheh,school drama's GREAT.
Joan&i cried watching it.
&&we both agreed that if Honey were to be a real dude,we'll fall for her
proves how HOT she is (=
Thanks emmie for saying such a shweet thing
appreciate it

IM A HOTT DUDE
BE JEALOUS

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@ 1:30 AM

MY POem
dedicated to two "special people"

Ian H***** is a faggot,
he looks so ugly,
worse than a maggot,
He talks like a sissy,
acts like one too,
he even has very ugly and girly shoes,
'he has a boo,
yes its true,
andre L**** is his name,
and gay-ism is their game,
he wears shiny shirts,
he got nasty hair,
I really pray he gets eaten by a bear,
Or better yet raped in a dark alley,
where he is left to die; all grose, icky and smelly,
did i mention he has a belly?,
All goey ad likey jelly.
Ian and Andrew want to get married,
but sadly gay marrige is not yet permitted,
in our glorious country Malaysia,
The one, the only, the gayest in Asia,
Or so Ian and Andrew think.
Ian and Andrew; what can i say?
they're such a perfect couple, they're perfectly gay,
andrew's the hubby, ian;s the wife,
they both seriously need to get a life,
oh please! stab me with a knife!,
i cant stand anymore gays in my sight!,
not that i have anything against gays,
I understand it is their nature and their way.
I hope you enjoyed my poem today,
about these two guys, Ian and Andrew,
WHo are gay.

I wrote it for two unfair faggot judges =]
thank you thank you
i know i rock

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@ 1:01 AM

Sunday, April 01, 2007

THings to buy before im sixteen:

1. Red High Heels
Everyone needs a pair of red heels kays! I mean, its a must!
they are just sexy, and go with anything XD

2. A thong
yes, you heard me. A THONG. Ive always been curious how it'll feel. issit like a 24/7 wedgie or issit like cmfortable? so ill SACRIFICE my unddies (wtf) to find out!

3. A bikini
Fine, I know its skimpy and I ain't super slim and I wont be able to pull it off, but hey, I WANT ONE XD I most prob wont even wear it. so...yeah

4. A dress
not just any dress, a casual dress. like dat black and white one in the guess add's *drool* its classy and sexy
I WANNNN

5. Wedges
Yes, I need new wedges. Wedges are comfortable and practical, so yeah

6. Red Nail polish
Yes, BLOOOOODDDDD red nail polish. okok, im into red kay. Its soo...sexy...grr [notty notty]

7. a LOOOWWWWW cut top that shows cleavage
Its a dare to wear this. so yeah, ill buy/wear one. MUAHAHA. Ill go elements and buy. (EMmilyn, if ure reading my blog, and may, if ure reading my blog, we go QB one day and get the low cut top frm elements or nichi or gap or mng mango or SOMEWHERE IN QB la XD)

8. a TINY skirt (5 inches abv knee or sumthing like dat)
Okok, I have a plan kay. I wanna wear this short skirt and like wear wedges BUT with a long sleeved top...o la la. Its like sexy but not slutty...grr aagain XD

9. A long sleeveed top
Read above XD

10. Skinny Jeans
weellll, theeyre hot kay! lets hope i can pull it off XD

I think dats it
so, yeah

DONATIONS OF CASH TO HONEYS CHARITY
CASH ONLY
PLEASE CALL
014 XXXXXX5 (ill discuss when/whre we can meet)
MINIMUM OF RM10
THANK YOU
All PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE HONEY FUND TO HELP HER BUY THESE THINGS xD

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@ 12:01 AM