Melancholy me.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

END OF EMXAS

LEt me start by singing the official

ok fine maybe not OFFICIAL

but soon to be official

END OF EXAMS SONG

Exams have ended,

what great happiness and joy,

we can finally eat and sleep and do whatever we please,

until the next one comes,

We will go shopping,

and we will hang out,

We'll use all our money,

And make our parents shout,

Exams are over,

And we're still sober,

let's enjoy while we can,

before results come out and doom our end.

Ok, after the exams ended, May and CHee Li came over to my house and showered
and my mom dropped us at Queensbay.

We ate at McD and went skating

omg

SKATING IS SO AWESOME

I LOVE IT

it was inline and every second was awesome

i have found my another passion

and the BEST part

it's only 8!!! if you have student card that is ...which
I DID

After that, we went shopping and came home

woah, the end-of -exam trip is awesome

I came home and was exhausted I mean

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE

Slept at 4am the night b4, and hung out the whole day

SO i ate dinner (bubur)

and watched ROBIN HOOD MAN IN TIGHTS!

super funny

and sash was hanging the clothes when she received a call

and from the second she picked it up, i knew it was my uncle calling her from
Dubai.

You can tell these things...well, i can anyway....

also

I conducted a tour today

GOT PAID RM10

whoo hoo

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I MISS MY NOKIA 7370 L'Amour limited edition RM 1250
I think abt it everyday
its been a year
but i still want it

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

FANTASTIC FIVE

Ok, this is pure sasha's (natasha) idea
she wants to b fantastic five
and he name would be

FANTASTIC FLAB

BLINDING THE PEOPLE WITH HER FATS

and that

She'll turn evil and start turning everyone purple
and eventually

wait for it

BARNEY

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imagine a man on the street "heya kids!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the horror

thank go she aint a director

**Since its dedicated to Sash, its purple =]

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TOP SECRET::::

Our evil plan

*EVIL LAUGH!*

May:

Lets kill the Kementerian Ppl

Honey:

Ok, sure! how do u want to kill them? slowly and painfully or fast?

May:

Slowly! we torture them and make them SUFFER!

Honey:

AWESOME. HOw u wanna do it? Any ideas?

MAy:

We tie them to a chair naked in an air cond room and let water drip on them

again and again. Then skin them.

bwahahahah

Honey:

ooo. naked. Then after skinning em let them bathe in salt water and we throw those

fat ants in out school on them.

Muahahahaha

BEAUTIFUL

May:

I love it!

So so Awesome!

they deserve it!

wonder how many people we hafta kill...

Honey:

Lol. Yeah. Maybe 50.

Gosh, OOO! and if they're malay

we bring dogs and out it on them

May:

Dogs are nothing really.

PIGS! WILD BOAR!

Honey:

And we lock them in a room with liquor!!!

they have no choice but to drink it!

MAUHAHA!

gosh, i feel so evil

MAy:

since when did we get so evil. damn. lol

Honey:

the things exams do to u...

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Monday, May 21, 2007

MY Knight in shining armour

turned out to be a

loser in ALUMINIUM FOIL!

idiot....

why

coz

no1: smoking is stupid

no 2: if you dont care about your education

and only sk8boarding

you're a LOSER coz you have

NO FUTURE

no 3: you're ugly

haha

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anywaysss, school has been like school

stupid as usuall

PPT is on and MY GOD isnt it hard

I never expected it to be so hard

i guess mommie was right when she told me to study more

and

that form 4 wasnt so easy

should've done more revision

i regret

but hey

no point crying over spilt milk

ill wipe it

clean it

make it shine

and carry the milk again

making sure NOT EVEN ONE DROP spills

whoo-hoo

Truthfully, im not really sad about the exam

about the fact that i cant really do it

I mean it is the first exam of form four

and i KNOW

I WILL

get better results for my PAT

eventhough it amaybe include much more of the syllabus

aih aih aih

you knw,

THeRE was one point where I tot add math was ok

Add math is ok

if you can do it

topic by topic

i ROCK but when it comes to everytthing jumbled up

I SUCK

just gotta work harder

and lsiten when mom says

form 4 is no joke

coz it isnt weii!

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Everyone is welcome to come to my funeral on report card day

where i will be kiillled

thank you

your attendance will be much appreaciated

tata

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Saturday, May 05, 2007

The Life Behind a THONG

The G-string or thong is probably the earliest form of clothing known to mankind; having originated in the warmer climates of sub-Saharan Africa where clothing was first worn nearly 75,000 years ago. Many tribal peoples, such as some of the Khoisan people of southern Africa, wore thongs for many centuries. Much like the 2000-plus-year-old Japanese fundoshi, these early garments were made with the male genitalia in mind.
Although developed for the male anatomy by primitive peoples, in the modern West thongs are more often worn by females. They first gained mainstream popularity as swimwear in South America, particularly in Brazilin the 1970s. In Brazil, where the buttocks ("bunda" in Brazilian Portuguese slang) are especially admired and emphasized; it was originally a style of swimsuit whose rear area became so narrow that it would disappear between the wearer's ass. Female strippers and erotic dancers in the west have been wearing G-strings and thongs during their routines since the mid-1970s.

-In Latin America and Portugal the G-String is referred as "Hilo Dental" (spanish) or "Fio Dental" (portuguese), which both mean "dental floss".

-In Lithuania the G-string is often called "stringai", or more national name "siaurikės".

-In Italy the G-string is called "perizoma" or "tanga" (in Italian language "tanga" is a micro-panties).

-In Turkey the G-string is called "ipli külot" (ipli means "stringed" and külot means "underpants") or like in Italy, it is also called "tanga".

-In French, German and Dutch, the G-string is usually called "string", a loanword from English.

-In Puerto Rico, a Spanish slang term often used for G-string is gistro, most commonly used by Reggaeton artists to refer to the underwear style. Tangas is also a spanish term used for thong.

-In Argentina and Chile, G-String is widely known as colaless. In those countries, cola means buttocks, thus colaless literally means buttocks-less.

-In the Japanese language and also in Cantonese, the G-string is widely known as T-back, after its shape seen from behind. The sound has been causing some confusion among Japanese speakers with a tea bag, which is also common in today's Japanese dictionaries. The term T-back is also commonly used in the Philippines. However, there are several usages of the term "T-back" in English as well (i.e., Children's literature author E.L. Konigsburg's T-backs, T-shirts, Coat and Suit). In other dialects of the Chinese language, the G-string is commonly called as dingziku (丁字裤) which literally means "t character pants".

-In Czech, Estonian, Finnish, German, Hungarian, Romanian, Spanish, Serbian and Norwegian the G-string is often called "tanga". In Finnish, the plural stringit "strings" is used, as they are pants, not a "pant".

-In Bulgarian, the G-string is referred to as a "prashka", or slingshot.

-In Polish and in Russian the G-string is usually called stringi, which is a pluralized loanword from English (literally: "strings").

-In Australia only the term G-string is used. Thongs are a type of rubber footwear.

-In Romanian, a G-string is called "Aţa în cur" which literally means "string in ass."

Ok, so I wore one. Emmilyn suggested I wore it to tuition. and i did

well, i thong is...kinda comfortable. Makes ya feel like ya wearing nothing. I dont think i would've been at all comfortable if i wore it with a skirt. i wore it with jeans and it was not bad. It wasnt like a 24/7 wedgie at all.

So, yes, I have done it! One thing to check of my things to do.

dont think differently of me

tata

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

When Life is sad it is BLACK

When Life is happy it is WHITE

Black is the meaning of nothingness

White is the colors of the rainbow put together

Therefore Life is BLACK&WHITE

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Ok seriously
whats the deal with HSM
It was a nice movie..but they totally blew it outta proportion, i mean it was EVERYWHERE at one point that I GOT SICK OF IT.
and now
now
the horror
oh please
HELP ME
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL TWO~~~!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BLIND ME

and these people, who may i point out have already made their MILLIONS are trying to make even MORE millions. so they ask the viewers how they want the next HSM to be. So they dont have to think of a script and the viewers get what they want.
If the kids, i mean those innocent kids who got corrupted by HSM were as corrupted as i was...they'd probably a few weird entries. XD
so, I've decided to tell you guys how i want [and hope] HSM two will be.

POSSIBLE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL TWO PLOTS

1. Well, Troy is like the lead and is the team captain and has to live up to Gabriella's standards and cannot take the pressure so he becomes MAD and gets a machine gun and SHOOTS everybody esp that irritating drama teacher again and agian. and when he runs out of bullest, he gets a knife and goes to his father [well, he is a teacher] and stabs him screaming like a sisy girl
" IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH EH<> AHAHAHHAHA"
again and again. he thn see's gabriella who says
"troy, why are u doing this"
he runs to her and hugs her but stabs her in the heart frm the back. the thn realises...that...he'll go to prision...so he somehow finds a gun and shoots himself. the end.
i like this one
so bloody and grusome. it would be fun to watch
yes i knw
im disturbed

EXCELLENT
i know
ok another one

(discussed with sister)

2. IT starts of as, Gabriella finds out shes indian and shes been adopted. so her indian mom takes her away for an arranged marrige with an INDIAN boy. He finds out shes getting married and rides off to the wedding with a horse because somehow all modes of transportation was jammed [a typical disney movie] and rides of, goes to the wedding place and finds out shes INDIAN [he's racist] and screams like a sissy girl running "eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and he runs into Corbin Bleu and falls into his arms. There is a connection in thier eyes. BUzzz. and he realises...he is in love. he is GAY. =] and as they are walking back to their school, they bump into that creme blrulay guy oh however you spell it...i forgot his name. haha. and they realise, they are in love with each other. they hold each other hands and hug. in slow motion. they decide, they all love cinnamon buns and decide to open a bakery and become the BAKERTIERS!!!
Imagine the baking scene. They are holding each other and making dough, the passion. they look at each other, more in love thn ever before. and troy comes, throws flour on them and they pin troy on the table and just as it gets sexuall and abit X rated [i dont think disney will show a gay love scene XD] THYE BREAK into a song
yay =\
ANd they were inspired by the cheetah girls so their song is BAker Brothers (cheetah girls had Cheetah Sisters...yah i know...chweesyyy)
the lyrics go like this:

Cause we are Brohters
We stand together
We make up one big bakery though
we don't look the same
Our buns are different
Different flavours
We make each other stronger
That ain't ever gonna change
We're baker boys baker brothers

then troys father comes in.
"Troy, what is going on"
Troy answers in a gay-ly fashion
"I have found a PASssssssssssion. I love baking! baking! Its great and Ive found some people *looks at corbin and other dude* i love. Dad, you cant take this away frm me"
The father looks...and says
"sure. ok. go ahead"
and they break into dance
THE END

wow
How i wish i was the director =\
oh well
one can dream

adios ppl

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